Curse

The undead Mesmer · Apr 17, 2006, 08:15 PM // 20:15

*bumps thread back to the first page*
*laughs*
*flyes to greece*
*opens a bar there*
*drinks some coffee with space pirate army*

Doc Holliday · Apr 17, 2006, 08:54 PM // 20:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Two April Mornings

*wonders where doc is*

*returns to bar and orders coffee*

*holds head and regrets the 4 days of binge drinking and movie watching that he did for spring break*

*takes a nip of coffee*

*pours scotch in the coffee*

"Much better, Oh yea and guys dont sit in a chair for 4 days and drink alcohol and watch movies. Its fun ,but damn your tired when your done. I watched like 30 movies in 4 days."

*downs coffee and orders a beer*

*retires to the veranda for some quality hotub time*

I pwnd U · Apr 17, 2006, 10:43 PM // 22:43

*sips beer, takes lots of medicine, sips beer*

Lady Kristan · Apr 17, 2006, 10:50 PM // 22:50

*walks in *
*looks around *
*moves ever so slightly to the left and avoids flying drunk*
*checks her nails to see that she hasnt broken any*
*saunters up to the bar*
*uses drunk as a step ladder*
*hops up on the bar *
*crosses her legs*
*leans back and says*
"hey there big boy how bout a John Daniels (when you've known him as long as i have he lets you call him John

)"

*winks at the cute guy accross the bar whos kikin everyones ass and drinks her shot*

I pwnd U · Apr 17, 2006, 11:06 PM // 23:06

*wonder who lady is winking at since everyone is getting their asses kicked, sips beer*

bebe · Apr 18, 2006, 03:57 AM // 03:57

-walks in confused
-walks back out.

rofl. o_o

Murder In China · Apr 18, 2006, 04:35 AM // 04:35

*Watch as Miss Temptress walks in and out*
*Shrugs*
*Continue drawing*

Symeon · Apr 18, 2006, 06:46 AM // 06:46

*dies*
*re-appears in the bar*
*shrugs*
*downs a beer*
*throws the bottle at Miss Temptress as she walks out the door*
*phones Undead mesmer*
"GET BACK HERE NOW YOU-"
*hangs up*
*walks over to the big red button on the wall that rewinds everything*
*presses it*
*sees Undead mesmer appear*
*grabs a whip and starts whipping him*

I pwnd U · Apr 18, 2006, 12:17 PM // 12:17

*sips beer, takes lots of medicine* "this shit sucks, its not helping at all..."

FeuerFrei · Apr 18, 2006, 01:48 PM // 13:48

*sips beer

Starsky-sama · Apr 18, 2006, 03:19 PM // 15:19

*Shouts out loud*
"O' CRAPpp, WEeeRE'RE ALL OuUUTtt OF BEERZ!!!"
"#$&*^@@$(&^*#"
*runs out to kill the supplier*

Doc Holliday · Apr 18, 2006, 04:02 PM // 16:02

*laughs in an evil manner*

*pulls out secret stash of labbatts out on the veranda*

*tosses one to pwned*

*drinks labbatts*

iya · Apr 18, 2006, 04:39 PM // 16:39

*walks down street listening to strange sounds coming from bar*
*proceeds to investigate...*

The undead Mesmer · Apr 18, 2006, 05:06 PM // 17:06

*wakes up*
*auch my back*
*sees scars of a whip*
*shoots sym with a AK-47*
*laughs*
*Wanders around the bar looking for....*
*Brainzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Symeon · Apr 18, 2006, 05:42 PM // 17:42

"Ouch"
*gives Undead mesmer a wax tablet and a stylus (ancient writing tools :P)*
*sits Undead mesmer down in a chair*
*clicks fingers and the corner of the bar turns into a miniature version of the Temple of the Oracle at Delphi*
*summons the Pythia behind a screen*
*brings in the first visitor, a random drunkard*
Drunkard: "Gimme beer lolz Mrs Pythia lady"
*magic smoke*
Pythia: "Blablablablablabla..."
*whips Undead mesmer*
"You're supposed to be writing what she says!"

The undead Mesmer · Apr 18, 2006, 05:47 PM // 17:47

*writes it down*
*reads it up outloud*
*Get a beer around the corner of the street rofl*
*blinks*
*drinks some coffee*

Symeon · Apr 18, 2006, 05:50 PM // 17:50

*brings in another*
"Hey Pythia am I sexy lolz?"
*magic smoke*
"Blablablablablabla..."

The undead Mesmer · Apr 18, 2006, 05:52 PM // 17:52

*writes it down*
*shouts out-loud*
*You are as sexy as a skunk in may*
*Why did i get this job annyway?*
*drinks more coffee until the next one gets thrown in*

Symeon · Apr 18, 2006, 05:56 PM // 17:56

*throws in a random blood-stained guy who looks like he's murdered*
"Hey I murdered someone, quite funny lol but the police are kinda chasing me so what should I do oh sexy Pythia?"
*magic smoke*
"Oooh...blablabla...blablablablabla..."

The undead Mesmer · Apr 18, 2006, 05:59 PM // 17:59

*writes down what pythia says*
*shouts it out-loud*
*Go to the police and say that they get a donut if they see this through their fingers*
*falls asleep for 1 hour*
*is serious because he is gone for 1 hour*